If you are like me, you may have squandered thousands of opportunities for sex because, in the heat of the moment, flesh tones just weren’t working for you. Last year, we all gave Vajazzling a shot. But when it came down to it, an artfully placed rhinestone pattern on the pelvic bone was just beating around the bush.  Now we have Clitter. Consider it the next evolution of Vajazzling, the Raichu to its Pikachu. Like its predecessor, Clitter is vibrant. But, due to its more covert suggested application area, Clitter projects an understated sense of confidence that was lost on the gaudier Vajazzle product line. Manufacturers believe it may even be non-toxic (a relief for those of us who like to power up with a bite to eat before getting down to business). Check this advert!
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