If you haven’t been on the internet for the past 15 years you probably wouldn’t know much about the topic, but for you old timers, have I got some news for you… Miss Marilyn Monroe, one of the most famous names in Hollywood history, allegedly has a sex tape. A grainy black-and-white film, which apparently was made sometime before 1947 has been released. This Spanish guy wants $500,000 for the original. A vintage sex tape… somehow it seems a little extra naughty. But worth 500 G’s? Doubtful. Monroe now joins the long list of ‘cool kids’ who now have online sex tapes. One of the earliest Internet celebrity sex tapes was of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. Video footage of the couple on their honeymoon was stolen from their home and caused a right stir online in 1997. Also ‘Saved by the Bell’ star (but not really) ‘Screech’ authorised the release of his own tape in 2006 hoping to gain publicity and money. But seriously dude, nobody wants to see Screech having sex. That’s just plain filthy. One tape you’ve probably heard about was ‘1 Night in Paris’. A really amazing production… not. In 2003, Paris Hilton was smart enough to let her boyfriend film during slightly intimate moments. This caused huge hype online and eventually Paris started to make money from the movie. Famous for being famous, or famous for having a sex tape? You could call it a publicity stunt, a desperate cry for attention or just plain stupidity, but for Paris it’s money in da bank. Cha-Ching! Five million big fat dollars is what Kim Kardashian got for her 15 minute’s of naked fame. Not too shabby right? But don’t get any ideas kids. Film what you like but please…..keep it under wraps. Unless you’re Adriana Lima.        
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